Malik
(3/28/05)
So, shortly after
posting on Friday, I cracked out my PSP. I was just planning to play
a little Ys while the battery charged, but I just wanted to get it
over with...the whole decision of if PSP is teh pwnzor over DS,
blah, blah.
I mean the whole
issue of which handheld is best is simply pointless. With these two
systems it's like asking if the GCN is better than the PS2. Nintendo
and Sony, despite both being hardware manufacturers and game
developers/publishers, have never really been in too direct of
competition. Nintendo has always had a more simplistic belief to
their games, while Sony was more refined, but almost too refined.
It's like how with a Nintendo system, there are never as many games,
and the games are rarely all that good, but when a good game comes
out, it is loved by all. With Sony, you have many good games in a
really big library, but it's far rarer to find a game that's
universally accepted. In other words, Nintendo has beloved games
like Mario Kart and Smash Brothers while Sony has Twisted Metal and
Tekken. TM and Tekken are good games, if you like them. Meanwhile,
MK and Smash are just fun.
For this type of
reason, I never bought into this massive fight of PSP versus DS.
They both attract completely different audiences. I'll get it out in
the open; I like the PSP a hell of a lot more, right now, than I
like the DS. However, that's for two reasons; Ape Escape (I love
this series), and the PSP is new, so I haven't had time to become
jaded to it, yet. In fact, give me a few months and I might feel the
exact same about both systems (well, wait until I've finished GTA
for the PSP). Or you could give me until the Winter and I'll
possibly tell you all how the PSP sucks compared to the DS as I play
Animal Crossing DS (but never fully admit to it) and Mario Kart DS,
and maybe a little Metroid: Hunters.
In fact, that's
what it all comes down to; the games. Both systems have great
controls, beautiful displays (PSP has better visuals, but like with
the N64, Nintendo knows how to impress with less with the DS), some
fun games, some bad games, some technical problems (dead pixels,
etc...and yes, I have a few dead PSP pixels, but it's not really
that noticeable...in fact, I can't see it except on the almost all
black Ape Escape loading screens), the DS has smaller (memory-wise)
games while the PSP has long loading times. The systems are
comparable in value, and the systems are different in
audience.
So, enough of
this. My impressions of the PSP have been quite favorable so far.
While I have had a minor technical problem or two...like the dead
pixels (which are not noticeable on this screen except in a loading
screen)...the system has wowed me. I still think Sony was being an
ass to force the 32MB Memory Duo sticks on us, but that's their
call. I still would have preferred the standard PSP (as sold in
Japan) as opposed to the Value Package, and then using the left over
money for a 512MB or a 1GB Memory Duo. I mean the 32MB holds 5 MP3s
(at least how I encode them...I like quality over quantity) or zero
movies. Seriously, I have no videos small enough to be tested on my
PSP yet (I was planning to hit Best Buy for a memory stick
yesterday, but in a move that really confused me, most non-grocery
stores were closed on Easter, despite how many will be open on
Christmas and Thanksgiving), so that feature is still nothing but a
myth to me.
As for the games,
I've been more impressed than not. However, I think a major issue
involving racing games exists. On one hand, the included demo UMD
(comes with the PSP) shows an awesome demo of Ridge Racer that makes
it look far better than the PS2 launch title from that series. In
fact, the RR demo is nothing short of awe-inspiring eye-candy that
makes me want to impulse-buy this game. On the other hand, I got
NFSU: Rivals with my PSP...and this game looks like a cross between
a GBA racer and a PS1 racer. It is fun, none-the-less, but it is not
a PSP quality title. It is a little on the pathetic side in most
fields (at least in the actual races). The only thing it has going
for it is the EA Trax music soundtrack. The first portable game I've
ever played with a good selection of music on it. I just think it's
a shame that there's no option to use your memory stick MP3s as a
custom sound-track. That would be sweet.
I also got Untold
Legends, which is another BG:DA style game. There's nothing new, but
there's enough entertainment value to keep a BG:DA fan happy. I also
got Spiderman 2 as part of the lame bundle I had to get to get my
PSP, and have yet to play it. It just doesn't seem worth the time,
yet. I've heard too many bad things to spend time on Spiderman 2
that I could have more fun wasting on...
Ape Escape. What
can I say? I love this series. It's insanely fun on the PSX, it's
insanely fun on the PS2, and it's still insanely fun on the PSP...just
a little more annoying to control (thanks to the lack of a second
analogue stick). Also, the PSP analogue stick is rather poorly
designed for this style of game. At least it only adds to the
learning curve and doesn't actually ruin the game...but it makes
narrow ledges over bottomless pits into a nightmare. However, beyond
this time required to learn the PSP's controls, this is by far my
favorite PSP launch title. Also, it will probably be my second
favorite (first? GTA) when the year comes to an end. It's fun and
easy to pick up, it requires very little time to start playing, and
the logic behind capturing the monkeys is so varied that you'll
always be thinking.
Anyway, the PSP is
a good addition, so far, to my game line-up. It hasn't been the
failure that the Nintendo fanboys promised...of course it also
wasn't the be-all end-all that the Sony fanboys hyped. The battery
lasts for a good amount of time (I played NFS for about 4 hours
straight on Friday night and had about 45% left on my battery...the
system will tell you how much remains). The wireless adapter can be
turned off and the screen can be dimmed to conserve battery power.
You can put the system in sleep mode, and then wake it up to pick up
what you left off exactly as you left it, with no re-load time, and
with no noticeable power drain.
When it's all said
and done, the PSP does far better than the pessimistic previews
claimed, and pretty close to what the optimistic previews
promised. There are some flaws, like in the massive number of
PSPs with dead pixels, but it does live up to the hype.
However, like with the DS, it will not matter unless both handhelds
crank out the quality titles...at least the PSP is off to a good
start.
Malik
|
Malik
(3/29/05)
Yesterday I talked
about some good stuff. I mean I have the shiny and pretty PSP in my
hands, and it is definitely not a let down. In fact, not trying to
sound like a fanboy, but this is the best LAUNCH (not best system,
handheld, blah, blah) I've seen for a system. The system is not in
as bad of a supply deficit as the PS2, XBox, or GCN, the games that
are available may be mostly sports but they are good games and there
is variety, and the technical problems have been kept down to mainly
just some dead pixels (and as the owner of three of these pixels,
let me say it is not noticeable unless you try to find them...yes,
it is a defect, but a minor one...it's not like the dead lines or
pixels the GB had at launch way back at the end of the 80's). So,
with such good news yesterday...
I'll start by
saying how I opened my mail yesterday and...who could it be? It's
Mr. Pants! He was just sitting in my mail, waiting for me. This game
has lived up to the one expectation I definitely had for this game;
it is insane. Very insane. Katamari Damacy is very sane compared to
Mr. Pants. The game starts with Mr. Pants humming an occasional note
to his theme song. He won't hum all of them...just one ever couple
of seconds...and then he shouts that everyone needs to join him for
the next verse?! This is definitely refreshing...the insanity, that
is. There is nothing like a good level of insanity in a puzzle style
game.
Sadly, that's
where the game stops being good. You have a puzzle mode in which you
have blocks that are made up of smaller squares (think Tetris
pieces, but not limited to being only 4 squares in size). You have
to take these squares to make 2x3 (or larger) squares or rectangles
of a given color. Then the pieces will vanish. It's a good puzzle
idea. It's a little new, and a little nostalgia for those who miss
those type of thinking exercises from elementary school. However, in
the puzzle mode (which is the most interesting mode), you have a
limited number of pieces, and you don't know what pieces are coming
up later in the round until you're almost ready to use them. This
means you have to know the layout of all the pieces before you start
the puzzle. In other words, you have to know the solution (or be one
hell of a lucky guesser) before you start a puzzle. When you reach
high level puzzles, you will NOT finish any on your first attempt
since you won't know how many pieces of what size and color await
you.
...sigh...and I
had such high hopes for a game with a name as insane as "It's
Mr. Pants"...
Also, I played
some Ys for the PS2. I also think I've finished Ys. I don't mean I
beat the game, but rather that the game beat me with a few really
intrusive problems. Luckily, I've played enough where I think a fair
review is easy to do (it's not a long game, and I was nearing the
end). Anyway, I just need to get some visuals from the game, for
said review, and then I can trade this biz-natch in for something
fun (like a PSP game).
Anyway, I'll cover
it in my review, but since that may take a few days, here's a
warning to those who think they'd like Ys. You might be able to get
over these problems, but I just couldn't;
First off, you are
playing a Zelda inspired adventure game (as in, the engine is ala
Zelda), with the ability for your character to jump. A lot like
BG:DA. Also, like with BG:DA, there are some really bad jumping
puzzles. Well, the puzzles aren't bad, but the accuracy of your
jumps and the detection of the jump button are far from good. I
spent about an hour on a jumping puzzle that, on any other adventure
style game, would have been finished in about a minute (on the first
try)...I won't even say how many attempts go into an hour.
Secondly, to help
your jumping, you have a special move called something along the
lines of the Dash Jump. It is a rather basic move that involves
tapping a direction and then hitting attack followed by jump. It's
so basic, you can even hit attack and jump at the same time, and it
will usually count. However, the other part is not so nice...when I
say tap a direction and then hit buttons, I mean you tap a direction
and stop. Wait a whole half of a second. Now you can hit attack
(followed by jump). You will need this move to find a lot of secret
items, etc. However, more times than not, you will find yourself
walking off a cliff, rather than using the special long jump you get
with this move. Then you have to repeat getting up to said
cliff-top. Then you will fail the jump again. However, you'll find
that you have no problem with this move, until you actually need
it.
Third, and worst,
is the difficulty. When you start a dungeon, if you find the
monsters give you a nice level of challenge (they aren't easy, but
they don't just flat-out kill you either), you need to leave the
dungeon and level up. If you have a moderate level of challenge from
the normal enemies, it means the boss will mutilate you. The boss
with beat you senseless and then make love to your corpse...and then
consider killing you again. Yes, the bosses are this lop-sided. It's
like each boss you face was actually meant, challenge-wise, for the
next dungeon. So, to progress in the game, you will have to fight a
ton of normal enemies to get insanely high in levels, dash through a
dungeon without a fear as the monsters deal 1 damage (the minimum)
with each hit, and then you will get a rather challenging, but
possible, boss fight. You will waste so much time leveling...so much
time...gone...
Lastly, if you
face a boss that you weren't prepared for, and then you die, you
will at least be given the option to either reload your game (losing
all stuff you've gained since you saved) or to fight the boss again
(a do-over). You will get as many do-overs as it takes for you to
realize that you are not ready for this fight, even though you took
no damage in the dungeon leading to it. So, you will ultimately have
to reload...but, to make you feel worse about this choice, you will
know that most of your healing items are not usable during a boss
battle. This is because of how you can only access your menu (with
your healing items) when you are not in a boss fight. However, you
can bind a single healing item type (which you can carry 9 of each
item type) to a single item use button (triangle). Sadly, if you
didn't know you were entering a boss fight, you may have a big stack
of antidotes on that button, or maybe a single remaining weak
healing item (since you have a ton of strong ones that were saved
for this fight, but it's too late to equip).
Anyway, I just
can't take it. This crap is just not fun. Nostalgia has a price, and
it should have been $40. Instead the price for this nostalgia is $40
and all my past notions of how fun it was to play a Ys game and see
the exploits of Dogi and Adol. Blah.
At least I'll get
a real adventure RPG fix in a couple weeks with Jade Empire...plus I
have the PSP until then (and after, but you know what I mean).
Malik
|
Malik
(3/30/05)
One minute
Nintendo is back to sounding like they have some good plans and
ideas...like the backwards compatibility of the Revolution, the
wireless connection, the ideas of trying to bring back old gamers
who've given up their old hobbies. Then, Nintendo (via Mr. Iwata)
has to say something a little more...ummm...unsettling. Check
out Gamespot to see what I mean.
While Iwata has
some good ideas of making games simpler for newbs to get into
gaming, this is a double-edged sword. If you make things too
simplistic, then the "hardcore" gamers will have less incentive
to get involved. For example, if the "user-interface" (we
call them controllers) is made simplistic enough to make newbs
excited about gaming, then it would imply a control-scheme too
simple to handle most modern style games. I mean, could you image
playing Smash with an 8-bit NES controller? I think not. If you
eliminate the complexity, you will only give the dedicated geeks
more reason to abandon Nintendo. Also, the idea of the touch-screen
(which is only a rumor, right now) for the Revolution controls is
hopefully just a rumor. This would not only add complexity, but it
would just be a bad idea in way too many ways to name.
If one panders to
newbs and gamers who quit playing back in the 8-bit days, not only
could it remove a guaranteed audience of the current generation of
gamers, but it is also a risky gamble. Who says the old-school
gamers and the non-geeks don't play games for a reason beyond that
controllers are too complex? Maybe these people just don't like
games. Maybe they don't like modern games, and not modern
controllers. Maybe they just don't have time for games. If you bet
on them being your target audience, you are, quite literally, making
a product with no solid audience...only a speculation of an
audience. That would be like making a $250,000 car aimed at the
people who like the $10,000 car range...people who don't buy
expensive cars usually don't do it because the wrong types of
vehicles are in the expensive price range...they just don't want a
pricey car. Just like how many non-gamers may not be gamers simply
because they don't want to be gamers.
Before I make a
random, but sensical, subject change...here's a crazy one. I
saw on Gamespot that John Carmack is making a cell phone game of
Doom. "But Doom wouldn't work on a cell phone?". True. But
apparently a RPG of Doom would. I won't even say anything else. The
world is a crazy place.
Anyway, I tried to
get a new memory card for my PSP last night. I came to the
conclusion that people who use digital cameras, and other
electronics, that use the Memory Duo format must really hate the PSP.
You cannot find memory cards anywhere. I also came to the conclusion
that Sony and SanDisk (the two main manufacturers of Memory Duo
cards) must be raking in the cash, just from Memory Duo sales since
the PSP was released. These cards are not available anywhere. I mean
physical and online stores...unless you want to go with something
small. However, since the PSP does the whole multimedia thing, why
would someone go out and buy a 64MB or smaller card to replace the
teh lamzor 32MB that comes with the PSP.
I am now the proud
owner of an email saying my memory card is on backorder. It's like
when the PS2 came out, and the memory cards did not come out in any
numbers close to what the number of PS2s were. However, this time, I
can't even rely on a ghetto MadCatz card to get me through (plus,
who'd want a third-party, not counting SanDisk, card anyway when
these cost so much) until the cards start arriving.
However, in the
meantime, I am taking as much advantage of my 32MB card as possible.
I've played around with some MPEG-4 converters (still haven't picked
a favorite...they all do good, and they all have flaws) and also a
DVD Decoder program, to see what can and what can't fit on the 32MB,
and to see how the final videos come across on the PSP. Personally,
I find the Yatta video (as found on ebaumsworld)
as the best test file for these conversions. It's small, it's funny,
and it has some video issues that help to test the PSP's screen
abilities.
Anyway, I'm trying
to get things together for the Ys review. It's been slow going,
since I can't stop playing Ape Escape. I hopefully will at least get
some images from the game tonight, and then I can sell this game
off. It's not that it's a really bad game, but it's an annoying one
that just ruin the game for me. I also would like to review some PSP
titles, but I need to find a way to get screen shots that don't look
like crap. It would be cool if someone made a program, that could be
installed via memory card, to capture screen shots of PSP games. It
probably wouldn't be hard, and it would make my life a lot easier.
Malik
|
Malik
(3/31/05)
It's hard to
really be up to date with my posts when Ape Escape has claimed my
will to do anything...besides play more Ape Escape. While many
people talk about how Lumines is the best PSP launch game, or how
Ridge Racer and Wipeout are the most technically advanced, or how
Untold Legends is the best bet since it's the most unique of the
launch titles, it amazes me how no one has even mentioned Ape
Escape. It's almost like this game was never released in the US and
I just imported the title. It's like people are afraid to like a
game with slightly lower quality of visuals (yet still not as bad as
the race visuals for NFS:UR). It's like people are afraid of playing
a game that requires some thinking while not being officially titles
a puzzle game.
I can't say I'm
surprised. I saw how Ape Escape 2 (PS2) went from about $50 at
release to disappearing from shelves (not from being sold out, but
from being pushed to the back, away from the eyes of shoppers) with
a $10 price tag in less time than it took for Beyond Good and Evil
to do the same trick. This is an awesome game that will never, it
seems, catch on in the US. I think the main reason is quite simple;
the game requires some quick reflexes, stealthy moves, a lot of
strategy (at times), and a unique perspective that can solve puzzles
on the fly without the help of specially shaped blocks. This makes
the game ideal for older players (I would've hated the challenge of
this series when I was younger since it does tax the mind a good
deal...especially Ape Escape 2). However, the visuals and the
concept are just insanely simple and cutesy. You are out to stop a
bunch of monkeys who have special helmets to give them higher levels
of intelligence and brightly colored pants that tell you what these
monkeys specialize in. It's the type of thing that most gamers who
would enjoy the challenge and puzzle aspects would find very
annoying and as a major turn-off.
It's always a
shame when such a brilliantly executed series or title (BG&E is
another perfect example of a game like this) just goes right under
the radar. This escape from notice is why I was incredibly surprised
to not only see Ape Escape was a PSP launch title, but that it would
come out at all in the US. In fact, the only factor that's probably
pushing any sales of this game is that as a launch title, there's so
little competition (less than 20 games) that it can't just hide
under all the other titles as shoppers browse the PSP section.
Anyway, I don't
know if I'll ever get around to a review of this game...I know I
should...but I, for now, have to say this game is hella sweet. It
needs to be owned by all PSP players who enjoy challenging puzzles
that don't just use colored blocks. This is the type of game that
fits puzzle gamers who want something a little more free-form and
free-thinking. Plus, there are mini-games of SSX-style snowboarding,
boxing, ping-pong, and racing, which can all be played solo as they
are unlocked in 1 player mode, or multiplayer from the start.
Anyway, speaking
of reviews, I am working on the Ys review. It's taking some time due
to a certain game I mentioned a few dozen times above. It's hard to
play some Ys to get some screen shots when monkeys look so much more
appealing. Anyway, I'm aiming for a Friday release of the review.
We'll see if that holds up tomorrow, but that's my goal...it'll
probably be more like Monday...sigh. For those who watch South Park,
the PSP has done to me what it did to Kenny (without the dying and
leading the Armies of Heaven thing).
Malik
|
Malik
(4/1/05)
I was starting to
feel a bit fed up with my little amount of PSP memory, and how my
1GB Memory Duo is on back-order. So, I did some browsing and came to
three conclusions; Firstly, that there are no memory chips available
for the PSP beyond the 256MB range. I don't mean there is very
little...I mean you just cannot buy them (except at a price that
would not be worth double the memory you'd get). The one I ordered
from Buy.com (one of the best prices for a 1GB SanDisk chip) is on
b/o until who knows when. I'm probably one thousandth in line for
their next shipment. So, while I wait, I could either buy a little
chip to tide me over, and then feel like I blew the same amount of
money I could blow on a game when my 1GB comes through, or I can
bitch and moan...I'm good at wasting money, but I'm better at
bitching (sorry, no Malik's Bitchings this week...consider this post
my M's B for the week...the PSP is just too good to complain about
and I was counting on complaining about it...sigh) and moaning. So,
I opt for the bitching method...money's too tight with the IRS
asking for a big chunk of my paycheck this year.
Secondly, the
companies out there who sell Memory Duo online are mainly full of
crap. A good deal of them have jacked up their prices to take
advantage of the PSP launch. However, more of them are just sold-out
and have decided to lie their asses off about when one could expect
more in. So many retailers have listed "ships in 1 or 2
days" on their sold out Duos for a week now. I am better they
may ship that frequently, but if you signed up for one right now,
you'll get it after the back-log of 1000 other people ahead of you
clears out. At least one thing I like to see is that a couple of
places have actually listed that their Duos will ship in "1 to
2 weeks". I can believe that.
Thirdly, Sony and
SanDisk were not ready for the PSP release. I mean it's like the PS2
release all over again. There is no memory available. However,
unlike with the PS2, we don't have the ghetto brands making memory,
so we can't even settle for a MadKatz brand until the good stuff
comes out. This would've been the ideal time for a company like
SanDisk to have anticipated a larger demand and then to have made a
majority of their yearly Memory Duo sales in one small space. This
would have, financially, been a major success with how they could
have ended one fiscal year and started the next (assuming they have
the standard April 1st fiscal year start) with a major success. Oh
well...they will still make out good, just like Sony, and we gamers
who want a little bit of extra storage for our PSPs...well, it just
teh suxor to be us.
To change
subjects, I'm still working at the Ys review. It's almost done,
except for some nice screen shots. I would say it should be up
today, but things look sketchy since I have some prior commitments
this evening and will therefore probably not get those screen shots
taken care of until this weekend. Anyway, keep checking back and you
(and I) might be pleasantly surprised.
Also, I decided to
blow some more money last night. Like I said above, I'm good at
doing that. I bought Wipeout Pure for the PSP in a fit of desire. I
needed a good racing game that felt like it had real speed to it. I
mean with NFS:UR you only feel like you're actually moving fast if
you're using nitrous...which is infrequent. I still stand by my past
thoughts that EA really needed to push the technology of NFS:UR
beyond what a DS would be having. The game feels really good for a
DS titles, but the PSP is just capable of a little more visually.
So, that's why I got Wipeout. I've yet to play it (blame Ape
Escape), but I should probably get in some good time with it this
evening.
Also, on an
interesting note; Square Enix is making a new RPG in Japan that
sounds a lot more interesting than the stale direction that their
flagship Dragon Quest and FF series have both taken. I'm talking
about Code Age Commanders. There's a nice story about the basics of
it at Gamespot.
While I'm weary of this making it to the US, and while I'm weary of
how Square Enix has been making games lately, the story should be an
interesting one. It basically deals with a concept of a world that
undergoes periodic total extinctions, and one is due quite soon. So
the people of this world start to look for solutions, blah, blah. It
sounds pretty interesting from the plot...too bad Square Enix can't
make a fun game anymore and that it won't make it to the US
anyways...prove me wrong, Square...prove me wrong.
Malik
|
|