Malik
(9/8/08)
Sunday was the perfect day to watch some football. It had been too
damned long since I had seen any football with any reason to watch
it. In other words, pre-season stuff would just not cut it for me,
and we're finally in the real season.
At least I assumed that much. However, with most of the receiving
corps out, it felt like more of a weird combination of mid-season
(when injuries start to progress) and pre-season (when the regular
roster is on rest for the minor games) that the opening of the
regular season for the Seahawks. We had Engram (best receiver last
year), Branch (former Super Bowl MVP for the Pats), and Obamanu
(regular replacement guy when everyone was injured last season) all
on the DL. To round it out, on the first drive of the second half,
we watched Burleson (awesome returner and only healthy regular
receiver) go down like a race horse that had run just a little too
hard for his own good. Yes, after about 34 minutes, the Seahawks had
zero regular roster receivers.
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that Holmgren was
calling the least creative plays possible (relying too much on our
QB to find imaginary people to throw the ball to) and ignoring the
only possible strong point (the running game). Add in that Burleson
had our only real scoring drive in his capable hands and you could
see what the second half (without Nate the Great) would become. Then
it got worse when our defense couldn't see obvious plays in the
works.
For example, it looked like the Bills (how the f#@$ did Seattle lose
to the supposed second or third worst team in the league?) were
calling for a field goal. Then one receiver just didn't leave the
field as the lines swapped around some players. Anyone on the field
should have seen this lone standout near the side lines. Instead, he
was ignored as the Seahawks prepared to block a FG while leaving one
man completely out of sight and out of mind. Then it became a
receiving TD.
Truth be told, two obvious facts came from watching this game. I
realized that maybe Buffalo has a good team this year. Yes, they did
beat a piece of shit team that didn't know what they were doing, but
they had some good runs, some good play calling, and some amazing
creativity. Yes, the Bills almost look good this year.
I also realized that Holmgren is looking bored and fatigued. Maybe
it's time for him to call it a day...but actually that will not come
for another 15 weeks, so it's time for him to step up and leave a
legacy behind that doesn't end in 2005. He needs to be creative
again. If you have no receivers, then make some changes to your game
plan. If you have a great QB who cannot throw the ball because
there's no one to throw to, then you sadly have to let that awesome
QB just sit to the side. If you need to make some changes, then make
them already.
At least the one bright side of yesterday was the commercials. No, I
don't mean there were cool or witty commercials. I mean I saw an ad
for Hole in the Wall (the new insanely stupid FOX game show). I will
not go into it too much, but this may be the best game show ever.
It's stupid, it's inane, and it's a waste of air time...but when
something is this bad, it can surprise you in being that damned
good.
Malik |
Malik
(9/9/08)
Since I don't have
much to really say for today, I'll just hit two random points.
For one, I think
any game that imposes some sort of timer of any method into an RPG
is a bad idea. Saying that, I finished the desert area of Tales of
Vesperia. It includes a water meter that drops as you walk and enter
battles. The only way to refill it is to destroy cacti (pleural of
cactus). Not my idea of fun. In fact, this should not be anyone's
idea of fun. At least it is a small and short lasting area...but
still I think ToV could have done much better to skip this minor
annoyance.
Basically, this
desert is a big wide open area composing of two separate giant
desert screens. There are a ton of monsters and a lack of
identifying landmarks. To make the timer aspect worse, there are
treasures hidden in the desert sands. So, you have a timer and a
chance of finding cool shit...all while you have numerous monster
attacks and a great chance to get lost. Yippee?
Secondly, I'll
make a guess early this week for the next DLC for Rock Band. Why?
Because I'm guessing that, while I may be two days early in my
guess, the songs will come out two days early with the launch of
RB2. So, it's actually like I'm on time.
I just feel like
saying that I'm guessing we'll see at least one album (Moving
Pictures) and maybe a second (I'd guess on Color and the Shape from
the Foo Fighters being next after Moving Pictures). I also foresee a
release of the rumored Offspring pack that was being expected a week
or more back. To round it out, I foresee a couple of other expected
songs (maybe parts of the March Metal pack). All in all, I see
Harmonix dropping about 15-30 songs on Sunday. At least that's my
thoughts.
Now if only Sunday
didn't coincide with a Seahawks game. It's bad enough that I will
have to chose to watch that game or play RB2...but I also have to
drive to a mile north of Qwest Field to get the game around the time
when any tailgaters will be showing up. Blah.
Lastly for today,
I hate karma. I laughed at Brady having a season ending ACL
injury...I think...with the secrecy of the Pats, you never know
what's really up...and then I learn that Nate "The Great" Burleson
is in the same season-ending-ACL-injury position. And
yes...I'm evil for laughing at Brady's injury. It's not nice,
but I just can't stand him. I'd be happier if he faced a
season ending suspension since injuries are never a thing to wish
for, but I'm just happy to not have to see his name mentioned every
damned Sunday.
Malik |
Malik
(9/11/08)
Rock Band 2 is
starting to make it's way to gamers ahead of it's release date. This
is not news. It happens with all new games that are this highly
anticipated. What I like is
Harmonix's response, built into the game itself. Yes, Harmonix
understands how gamers think and work and this leaves them to leave
some good opinions. This is why I love that company so much...maybe
they have EA and MTV behind them, but they understand how the gaming
world works.
On another RB2
note, it looks like MTV is going to try to make a
reality show based on the game. This is nothing short of
pathetic. I guess it's not below MTV (and it's actually above most
of their crap), but this is not the type of shit MTV needs to make
if they want to stop looking like total tools instead of resuming
their past glory of showing music related things. Hell, even the
sub-channels of MTV are becoming jokes with each passing day. MTV
Hits has become nothing more than MTV Jams 2. If you want hip-hop or
R&B, then MTV may still have something for you. If you want
something like rock (like the Rock Band they are partially involved
in represents), you should look else ware.
By the way, before
I abandon RB talk for today, there's a new free (for Gold
subscribers) 1 minute long song for DLC. Nothing special, but
I enjoy free.
Things have been
slow for me, as a gamer. Unless I want to go on about Tales of
Vesperia a bit more, there is not much going on in my life as a
gamer. Yes, ToV is an awesome game and features one of the cooler
protagonists in RPG history (minor spoiler: he kills villains rather
than letting them get impression for their crimes to only return
later...and I mean he kills in cold blood). However, I can't really
say much without making this into a mini-review (of which the game
would only get amazing marks from this geek).
So, I'll just add
a mini-review of something else slightly related to geek things. I'm
a very unskilled (but can still sound a little awesome from time to
time) guitarist. With how many times I've quit playing for long
stretches in the past, it's no wonder I'm not exactly feeling like
another Kirk Hammet, Jimi Hendrix, or Eric Clapton. However, I still
can have a good time jamming.
That brings me to
my latest purchase; the Spider 3 120 W Combo Amp from Line 6. My old
amp, a Fender Frontman practice amp (15 not-so-glorious watts), was
a piece of shit. It worked well for a few years, but it never
sounded like anything special. In fact, it made my guitars all sound
like low end guitars. Yes, a Danelectro is a low end guitar, but I
like to think that a Ibanez RG series should be able to sound
somewhat impressive in the right hands. However, no matter what I
did, the Ibanez sounded like a 100 piece of shit on that Fender amp.
Eventually, my
Frontman started to suffer...problems. It would apply distortion,
without any overdrive in the mix, to anything lower than an open d
string (while keeping anything higher clean), and it started to get
some vibrato effect that was the sound equivalent of a strobe light.
Not what you want for almost any occasion. Sometimes it could sound
good, but it's not a usual desire.
Well, the Spider 3
solved all of that. It made my Ibanez sound beefy and brutal. It
made me feel like I had bought a whole new guitar with my amp. Even
my long neglected (by a previous set of owners...I treat my axes
like the prizes they are) G Holiday guitar (good luck knowing what
that is...I can't even find anything on google for that unless you
count a few rare eBay listings), which I know nothing of, sounded
like a new vintage guitar. Hell, my Danelectro sounded like a mid
level Squire Strat (like it's an imitation of) instead of a complete
bargain bin instrument.
I'm still working
on getting the ins and outs down on this new amp. It comes with more
features than I have the patience to learn in one sitting. However,
it also has a series of about 400 setting built in that
automatically set up your guitar to sound like songs (from various
decades organized per decade starting with the 1950's), artists (who
apparently received one of these amps to program their stylized
setting into), and other random settings not tied into anything in
particular. There's too many of these setting for me to ever think
of understanding them all...but I like having that freedom of choice
on this type of thing.
Best of all, this
amp is loud as hell (it's good for a small venue performance), not
that I need it in my spare bedroom/guitar room. Still, cranking the
volume to about 80% of it's max, I got a good clean sound that
rattled my walls across the hall from the room that the amp was in
(obviously, my guitar and I vacated to a safer distance, with the
door closed behind us).
My only issue is
when overdrive/distortion is not in effect. However, I may need to
check this issue with Line 6 technical support since I may have just
gotten a bad amp. For some reason, if distortion is not in effect,
the volume drops a bit more than it should ever change with an
effect not in effect. Specifically, if I have the amp set up with
distortion and set the volume to the equivalent of someone screaming
as loud as they can, then I drop the distortion out, it drops the
volume to a whisper level. However, like I said, I may just need to
exchange this thing or send it off for technical support.
Anyway, to
conclude my random mini-review; the Spider 3 Combo Amp (at least the
120W version; also comes in 75W and 150W) is f#@$ing tight! Loud,
powerful, clean, and sounds very professional for a combo amp. Even
my roommate's 15W practice amp, that's in the same family of Spider
3 from Line 6, is a beast for it's size and abilities. I've never
been a Fender fan (except maybe the Danelectro and the RB
controller...which are both just modeled on a Strat), and I'm glad
to finally kick them out of my playing completely with dismissing my
Frontman for something far more substantial.
Malik |
Malik
(9/12/08)
I never got around
to playing the new free DLC song for RB last night. However, I did
check out the drum, bass, and guitar (all on expert) charts on
youtube. I think it's safe to say that this may be the song for you
if you've been wanting to get a full band gold star on a song and
haven't quite cut it yet. The only real question is if you have a
vocalist who can sing the same as Stephen Colbert.
In all honesty,
for being a free song, this isn't too bad. It is easy and short, but
it's still better than some of the paid crap (like the Janitors song
from the Devo week). In fact, I can't honestly say I've been
disappointed with any free song (this one, Still Alive, and Promised
Land), despite having been disappointed with paid songs. Plus, with
it being free, it's not like you should/could feel ripped off if you
don't dig the song.
Anyway, by the
time I get to posting on Monday, I know I'll have gotten into enough
RB2 to have a lot of stuff to ramble about. For today, it's less
than enthralling what I have to talk about.
The only other
thing I can say while I wait, at 7:30AM, for the Harmonix post on
the new DLC for next week (see my predictions from earlier this week
if you want), is that I was slightly wrong about my new Spider 3
120W Combo Amp from Line 6. I thought I may have some sound issues,
but in reality I just didn't take into account how the thing is set
up and how it's user interface works. It's not a simple little amp
to jump into. With around 400 settings, 7 effects (8 with
distortion), and 12 different modeled amps, there is a large
learning curve on this thing. However, once you start to get your
bearings, it is one hell of an awesome toy to play with.
As for the RB DLC
for next week...well, when you're wrong, you're wrong. I was, at
least, slightly correct.
We are getting an album in the form of Megadeth's Peace
Sells...But Who's Buying. Clocking in at $11 (880MP) for seven songs
(the final one is one RB2), or $2 per song. So, the album prediction
was right. Also, the thought of extra songs was a bit right. There
will be a Rock Band Tour Pack, with a bunch of stuff that's a bit
too pop for me (Panic! At The Disco, Dashboard Confessional, Plain
White T's, and The Cab). It will come in at $4 (320MP), or $1 per
song.
I was wrong on the
guess of DLC being ready on Sunday for the RB2 launch, and the idea
of a massive influx of DLC. 11 tracks is not even close to a massive
influx when The Who Pack beat that, as did the Pixies week (with
Weezer Pack). It also looks like we're not getting "the good stuff"
that was held off in recent weeks (thinking that lame shit was being
pushed on us in preparation for a massive RB2 celebration).
My main complaint,
beyond how the recent weeks have been less than stellar, is that we
seem to be getting a bit too much metal recently. All That Remains a
few days ago, Megadeth in a few days, and a lot more metal on the
RB2 disk (in two days) than there was on the RB1 disk. I'm a
metalhead and all (I grew up to Iron Maiden, Metallica, Megadeth,
Slayer, Motorhead, etc.), but enough is enough. I just don't find it
fun on RB when it means very frustrating solos that really take the
fun out of the game. Yes, it's good for challenge fanatics and
elitists, but for those who just want to rock out and have fun...not
so much.
Malik |
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