Malik
(8/8/05)
First off, since I
am a fan of this column, Gamespot has a new issue of Rumor
Control. I especially have to point out the Jack Thompson
part.
It seems that the
attorney that all gamers hate so much is getting some death threats.
At least that's what he's telling the people (which would be the
major media outlets and the senators that share his view of the
world being a better place sans games). It seems that of the (I
imagine) hundreds of thousands of emails he receives a year, some of
them have included death threats of a sort. I don't doubt this. I
mean, despite being a clam and level-headed geek, I know there are,
like with any vocal group, a large number of angry and stupid geeks.
Let's face it; when there is a vocal group within a subset of
people, the vocal ones tend to usually be of the insane and stupid
as f#@$ side of things. So, I doubt these threats are entirely made
up by Mr. Thompson. In fact, if you ever want a good idea of how
stupid some geeks are in dealing with the nature of this attorney,
just check out some GTA:SA message boards (like at gamefaqs.com)
and see for yourself what people are sending him in email.
The thing I have
to say on all of this is simple; if you feel that people are
wronging you, whether or not this feeling is completely imaginary
(Jack Thompson is not, in his actions, "wronging you" as
much as he is often times bending the truth and making a mockery of
both the game industry and the legal profession), you need to either
do nothing or act with a level-headed thought process. Instead of
saying something as stupid as "U R teh gay!!11!!!11", try
explaining your perspective. Instead of saying "U B fragged
from gun!11!!11", try to simply say that you have a problem
with his behavior and that he should stop being a two-faced lying
ass. It's really not too complex. Simply use some effort in your
letter writing, or shut the f#$% up.
The only thing
writing a threat, or an implied threat, will accomplish is that it
will build sympathy for this weasel, and it will place you in a
position of being arrested for being a freakin' psycho (which is
what you're being if you do send death threats to someone). It's not
that hard to do...that is, to be calm and rational. After all, this
jerk is not being calm or rational, so it's a lot easier to best him
in a battle of words. However, beyond being clam and rational, you
need to realize that you cannot win. It's a sad truth, but it is the
truth.
Jack Thompson
doesn't need to listen to you. That's true. He has support of people
who don't know the game industry (beyond being a maker of
"murder sims"). He also doesn't seem to listen to people
(from the interviews I've read of him not answering the questions he
has been asked and instead answering questions he was never asked).
Let's face it now. Until either the geek world is seen in a better
light or until Jack decides to just retire and leave us all alone
(that one won't happen soon), we have no option other than acting
calmly, remaining sensible, and not drawing the ire of controversy
by flying off the handle.
For example; I
live in an apartment building that is about to break a few (three or
more) laws in the next few months in regards to every single tenant.
This is not cool. One thing they are doing involves moving us from
our leased units to a temporary unit for about 3 weeks. I could've
acted stupid like some of these geeks and gone completely insane in
yelling "U B teh lamezor!!11!! I kill U!!!11!!". I could
have. That would make me a psycho. However, I decided to write the
management a letter explaining how this is not right, it's a big
inconvienience, and it's not going to be tolerated in the long term
("I doubt I will renew my lease with your company when I have
been put through such a major hassle with no real consideration of
my many years of trying to be a good neighbor and tenant in this
complex"). I ended up having a good discussion with these
people. Clam thinking worked out for the best. If I flew off and
made vague threats, I would instead probably get locked up for doing
so.
Anyway, the lesson
here is simple. Jack Thompson can't be beaten. He has as much right
to exist as we have the right to be geeks. He won't listen. In fact,
few authoritative people will. So, my solution, which is simple, is
to simply show the world, as only we can, that gamers are a diverse
crowd that have as many sane and rational people as any other
group.
Anyway, on a side
note, that's far less serious, I finally went ahead and entered the
HD era. I can't believe how freakin' sweet Burnout 3 is on the XBox
with some HD action. Now I just need to deal with the hassle of
getting an HD box from Comcast. Anyway, I feel the need to play with
HD (and probably some of the old beta test that I can't talk
about).
Malik
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Malik
(8/9/05)
I finally have the
first major steps in my HD conversion done. That would mean I have
the cable hooked up through a good cable box and the XBox is running
through the HD cable kit (from Microsoft). I now only have to think
about getting my DVD player hooked up correctly (which won't be
until the thing arrives in the mail)...nothing like the sadness of
the loss of a loved electronic.
Like I said, I now
have a "good" cable box. In other words, I now pay for my
cable box. With Comcast (for those who either aren't enlightened or
haven't dealt with the hell of Comcast), you can get a free cable
box (free loaned cable box, that is) with digital service. However,
this antiquated piece of shit wouldn't do much good besides
infuriating you. I spent three horrible years with mine. The free
boxes are able to cause glitches and floating pixels on almost all
digital channels, and they give you the joy of sound losses when
used with On Demand programming. That's the best part. I love those
ads for Comcast that say that ordering a movie On Demand (for $5 and
24 hours, I should add) is better than driving to Blockbuster (less
than $5 and for up to a week) so you can feel extra ripped off when
the sound cuts out on every punch line (for comedies) or one-liner
(for action flicks). Brilliant.
If you actually
want to not feel ripped off for paying so much money, you could then
upgrade to a more modern cable box. Of course you'll then feel
ripped off for another reason, but it's better than...I don't know
how to end that sentence.
More importantly,
however, is the effects of XBox on HD. For the most part, I've only
spent my time dealing with Burnout 3. It's the only game I don't
feel completely sick of, and that should be able to shine with 480i
visuals. Well, I can't honestly say the visuals appear to be all the
much better on HD versus standard definition. However, that's only
from just looking at the game. You do realize it, however, when you
are racing. All of a sudden, the races are feeling about 5 times
easier and the controls feel about 100 times more responsive. It may
sound absurd to attribute all of that to visuals, but now I know the
truth...when you're going between 150 and 250 MPH and you are
driving in the oncoming lane, it really matters. After all, with the
HD you can see oncoming headlights from about two to three times
further away...so, instead of seeing the headlights after it's too
late to do anything about it, I can now actually plan to not get
into every possible accident.
I still need to
give some time with some other XBox games. I don't think it'll be
enough to get me to start a new game of KOTOR or KOTOR2 (they are
still too fresh in my mind). I definitely doubt I'd want to play
another round of Jade Empire (the game was good...but any more and
I'll have to start hating the game). However, I'm thinking some good
old GTA may be the right way to go. Plus, the GTA games are always
good for "another time through".
Anyway, I don't
really have anything important to talk about. There's no real news,
once again. It's all the boring crap (except that Tales of Eternia
Online is doing betas...but we probably will never see this game in
the US...sigh...so what does that matter). Plus, I've been trying to
play Ratchet: Deadlocked Beta...can't talk about it, so...yeah...ummm...anyway...
Malik
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Malik
(8/10/05)
So, I am about
done with Burnout 3. I have reached the point where I'm not having
fun with the game again. I guess this leaves me with only playing
the beta I'm in. Between that and the lack of game news (Rockstar
has patched the Hot Coffee content on the PC, but that's not really
worth more mention than a single blurb like this), it's getting hard
to post. I mean, what is there to talk about in such a dull period
as this?
How about the
"good" side of gaming? I saw in MSNBC.com
an article about Christian games, and I just felt like sharing this
silliness. It's not silly that some companies are trying to market a
more "wholesome" game. After all, it's not games that are
a "bad" form of media. In fact, games are often called
evil or corrupting, but they are sinply another form of media to be
tacked on with movies, TV, books. It's only the truly out of touch
with reality type of people who would call this media evil in and of
itself.
However, I can't
help but feel that Christian game developers are maybe missing the
point. They are trying to introduce their good and wholesome games
to a larger market (and to tell the truth, there's no reason that we
shouldn't find games of all types at EB, Best Buy, or wherever you
get your games). However, they just don't seem to realize that what
they often introduce to the market are just not fun.
The truth behind
what it takes to make a successful game always comes down to one
thing. Square would have us believe it's visuals or wacky and lame
as hell game play mechanics. Microsoft would lead us to believe it's
online play. EA would want us to believe that it's releasing the
same damned game every year, but with a slightly enhanced level of
content (Madden, anyone?) for full price. In reality, it all comes
down to one thing; as said in the MSNBC.com article, "First the
games must be fun". It is that simple.
Actually, there is
a second element to making a game successful. It's not making it
visually equal to the major brand name games (visually, one could
argue that Katamari Damacy sucked...but it sure is a great game and
successful, despite this "flaw"). It's making the games
match the current generation. For example, simplistic games along
the lines of old-school arcade games (like Pac Man) just won't cut
it anymore. Neither would trivia games. However, for some confusing
and nonsensical reason, Crave Entertainment thinks that they are
close to making some mainstream Christian games, despite the games
including "Bible Games". What is Bible Games? Well,
according to Kathy Bucklin of Crave;
"Our game is
called the Bible Games and it's coming out on the Game Box advance,
Playstation 2 and Xbox," Bucklin said. "It's Bible trivia.
The Playstation and Xbox game is a game show. So it's really just
understanding Bible trivia and see what you know and hopefully
learning a little too."
This is why
certain types of games are doomed to failure. What were the last few
dozen game show style games? Can you even remember any? I doubt it.
These games fail way too quickly to remember. If it wasn't for how
bad The Guy Game was, and the lawsuits that followed, I doubt anyone
would've caught notice of this game as it disappeared in the blink
of an eye...and that was even before it was released.
Before The Guy
Game, the last game show video game I can remember is probably
Chef's Luv Shack, the South Park game that was even worse than the
South Park FPS. I guess there was also the Mary Kate and Ashley
Olsen game to "celebrate" them turning 16. It was
basically a trivia game, and it was basically unnoticed, except by a
few game columnists who had to use it as an example of how low video
games have sunk.
No, if Christian
game developers want a piece of this multi-billion dollar industry
(beyond their less than 1% they currently get), the answer is to
give people what they want. This doesn't mean that these middle-aged
executives should make games that they would want...no, it means
giving the average gamer something they'd want. For a portable
system, make an addictive puzzle game and it doesn't matter what
theme it is. It will sell. If it's for a console, make a platformer.
That's the beauty of platformers...they sell well no matter what the
theme is, and they don't need to be any more or less violent than
any other game. Mario usually kept it low on violence, and Conker
kept it hardcore. So, a Christian game could easily take the high
ground (Christian games don't need to be completely free of
violence...it just means the limited violence shown needs to have
content to back it up. For example, the PC had Catechumen.
It was a Christian FPS in which you played (it's been a while, so my
memory is a little fuzzy...also, the game was horrible, but only
because of it's production values, not the theme) a priest who needs
to stop invading demons. You used a variety of weapons, but no blood
or gore was to be seen, to stop the demons and save your fellow
Christians. It was a very bad game, but it actually showed that
Christian games could go beyond trivia and having "to follow
Jesus and pick up little crosses for points,".
Anyway, I don't
know why I went off about this today. Actually, it was probably
because I had nothing else to talk about, and I love rooting for the
underdog. For example, Nintendo is bombing left and right, but I
can't help but plan to purchase a Revolution since I know it will
have fun games. In the same way, I know Christian games could be
great if the developers behind them stopped thinking like
"Christian game developers" and just started to think like
"game developers" who happened to use Christian themes in
their products.
I also think it'd
be cool if other religions could be brought to the masses in games.
However, that probably won't happen. After all, it tends to be the
Christians who are so afraid of not converting enough followers (I
am Christian, I will admit...so, this is not me bashing some other
faith, it's simply me saying that I have a problem with this aspect
of my own faith) that they have to reinvent new methods for
conversions. It's part of what makes people cringe at the thought of
Christian Missionaries (like with the image of them that was shown
on the Starvin' Marvin in Space episode of South Park).
Anyway, I tire of
this, and want to do more of the beta, so I'll poof.
Malik
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Malik
(8/11/05)
Leave it to
Nintendo to once again show the world how to use the DS
properly. Mario and Luigi 2 sounds like it's shaping up to be a
great example of how the dual screen technology should be used. In
this sequel (of sorts) to the GBA game, the top screen is used to
keep an eye on the younger versions of Mario and Luigi, while the
bottom screen shows the older and more recognized brothers. I'm not
sure what this will imply according to the older brothers being on
the touch screen, but it sounds interesting, none-the-less.
In fact, it's more
than interesting. It's Nintendo showing us all, once again, that the
dual screen ability of the DS doesn't mean the screens have to be
used directly in tandem. With games like Spiderman, which used the
touch screen as garbage, or Zoo Keeper, which used the top screen as
filler, we saw how not to use both screens at once. I think the idea
behind M&L2 is exactly what the DS is made for. By having both
sets of characters on different screens, it means you also no longer
have the typical more-characters-than-you-can-handle RPG
issue..."why can't I play as the more interesting
pair?".
I just wish more
companies could use this level of creativity with the DS. However,
it's also a sad sign of why Nintendo has such poor third party
support. While Nintendo developed their innovative technology, they
forgot that only they will have a clear idea of how to use it to
it's fullest. While companies like Namco and Activision are making
games for 5 or so platforms, Nintendo is more focused, for obvious
reasons, on only the "innovative" ones. That's the double
edged blade of innovation...only the innovator will fully understand
why the technology exists to begin with.
Speaking of both
handhelds and innovation, Sony has some additional
big plans for the PSP. It sounds like, while the web browser of
2.0 seemed like a big enough addition to the PSP firmware, things
may soon go beyond the typical with the PSP. There is the
possibility of email, for one, but it may not be limited to standard
email. It sounds like Izumi Kawanishi (one of the Sony Computer
Entertainment big-wigs) is wanting to try to somehow get voice and
video involved in the package when email comes to the PSP.
More than email,
however, are the thoughts he had on Internet play. Since the PSP can
handle both infrastructure and ad-hoc wireless modes at the same
time, it sounds like he's wanting some game developers to consider
this as a new approach to expanding their games. I'm not 100% sure
on what he'd expect out of this package, but it could be quite
interesting. With this two-level network approach, one could have
downloadable maps (or other content) for a game, and while playing a
local ad-hoc game, the players without the add-on could be
downloading it from the net. I could think of a few other ideas, but
the point of them would elude me (like one player on the Internet,
to serve as a portal, for the other players who are on ad-hoc...but
then why wouldn't everyone in that game be online, since the ad-hoc
range is usually quite limited).
Anyway, it sounds
like Sony and Nintendo may be in an interesting battle of
innovation. Considering how both companies have many of the same
technologies to work with, we could either see something that is
truly amazing and reaches far into the future of gaming...or we
could always see a bunch of crap (like how 90% of DS games have used
touch and dual screens) that only makes us stop and wonder why this
is happening.
Anyway, not much
else to talk about...D&D Online is entering
alpha testing and it is still open. Beyond that, I am just too
caught up in my HDTV conversion to spend any time with games
lately...nothing like a jungle of 14 components into one TV (and the
TV, cable box, and DVD player being swapped out) to cause hours of
confusion. Yippee.....
Malik
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Malik
(8/12/05)
Today is starting
off nice and crappy. I hope this will be posted tonight, but I'm not
100% on this (so, when you see this, if it's not Friday afternoon
still, then this is why...). My Internet got teh gay this morning
before I left for my day job. I'm not sure the cause, since I had a
few too many variables at once. Pretty much, I discovered the lamest
feature of Comcast's DVR cable box; when you turn off power to it
(via the soft power off of the remote), the extra AC outlet on the
box also turns off. So, as I struggled to learn why my new TV had
suddenly lost the ability to power on, I unplugged a random AC
adapter from a surge protector to try the TV in it. The TV worked,
and then I saw the cable box was off (which it doesn't look like it
is from a casual glance), so I plugged the TV back into the box and
powered it on. The TV came back to life, and I realized the thing I
randomly unplugged from the surge protector was my router.
Well, when I
turned on my PC, I noticed that AIM was dead, and Outlook wouldn't
connect to my email server. So, I played around as much as one could
before leaving for work, and I couldn't get Internet access back up
and running. Well, I tried to access the router (which worked), and
I tried to re-initialize the router. The only thing is that I don't
know if Internet was down before I unplugged the router or if it
went down when the router was unplugged. I hate these types of
issues. If I knew the status before unplugging the router, I'd be
golden (either I'd bitch at Comcast or I'd tear apart the
router)...but with no knowledge, I'm stuck with a good deal of work
to figure out what's wrong before I can post this. Blah.
Anyway, there are
rumors going around that Microsoft will finally officially announce
the 360 next week. This means we'll have details on the price of the
system, what will be included with it, the actual release date, and
what the cost of launch titles will be (please don't say they will
actually be $60, Microsoft). As I said, this is just being rumored
right now, but it's sounding pretty real, and Microsoft is well
overdue for sending us this info.
There are also way
too many rumors about the price and HDD of the 360. The main ones
being that the HDD will be sold separately, or that two 360 packages
will be available; one with the HDD and more expensive, and one
without and cheaper. I can already tell you, with a 99.9% certainty
of what will happen with "next week's" announcement.
Microsoft will announce a retail price between $300 and $350. This
will include the HDD. There will also only be one package of 360
available. Why do I say this? Microsoft makes a ton of money from
Windows and Office (it's their primary source of income). Plus, Microsoft
will now require (this is fact) third party accessory manufacturers
to pay Microsoft for each peripheral made for the 360. So,
money-wise, MS is set. So, once again, they will take a loss on the
360, and it won't matter a damned bit to them.
What matters is
crushing Sony and Nintendo. That's part of why the 360 is being
aggressively marketed (wait until after the announcement, and I'm
sure you'll see more 360 ads than fast food ads on TV). If Microsoft
can crush their competition (it won't happen this generation...Sony
will do fine, but Nintendo will be slaughtered), then in the
following generations they can afford to charge a more reasonable
price (as it, to make some profit, eventually). Until then, MS just
wants to make consumers happy, to take a more dominant role in the
console world. The best way to do this is to offer a lot of stuff,
and to do it for a lower price.
As for the
different packages of stuff one could get their 360 in...it isn't
going to happen. The main reason is that MS has already said in the
past that we will see one package. Also, if there is anything we've
learned from retailers offering bundle packages, it's that the
consumer hates to have either no choice, or a choice of not enough
and paying more. This would only earn MS some more hatred from the
geeks.
Anyway, while you
won't see this until it's working, I need to stop this and work on
the Internet situation. I really hope that it just comes back on, on
it's own...then I know my equipment is good and it's just Comcast
f$#@ing up as usual.
Malik
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